"Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and……" — Terry Pratchett

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• More and more, Democrats are starting to worry they that they have a more um, colorful version of Jimmy Carter… — Eric Alterman
• Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not… — Marcus Aurelius
• So I would always try and be the lightest I could. In high school, I really wouldn't eat. I would… — Nicole Polizzi
• In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience. — Irena Chalmers
• In chess, you should be as cool as a cucumber. — Yuliya Snigir
• Life is like a cucumber. One minute it's in your hand, the next it's up you ass. — Lawrence Durrell
• Some kids have never seen what a real tomato looks like off the vine. They don't know where a cucumber… — Michelle Obama
• The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around. That's all you… — Marcus Aurelius
• My father belonged to a commune, and the food was ghastly. My idea of food hell is the salad cream… — Marianne Faithfull
• As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in… — Asne Seierstad
• The horse does not eat cucumber salad — Johann Philipp Reis
• The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a… — Stephen Leacock

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