"The attempt to make the consumption of beer……" — Stephen Leacock
"The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man to jail for eating cucumber salad."
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82 Quotes by Stephen Leacock
Stephen Leacock has 82 quotes on this site.
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Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo,…
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A lone maple leaf resting on sand Have you ever been out for a late autumn walk in the closing…
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Success is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration.
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Dialectic thought is an attempt to break through the coercion of logic by its own means.
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