Jail Quotes

637 quotes by 525 authors

I mean I've never been thrown in jail in New York or Los Angeles. — Sebastian Bach
We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. — Dave Barry
I've never stabbed, hurt, killed, stolen, anything, but I went to jail for a year. What is that? My pastor said to me the fact… — Foxy Brown
If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence. — Charles Bukowski
I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there. — Charles Bukowski
Some of the best projects to ever come out of Atari or Chuck E. Cheese's were from high school dropouts, college dropouts. One guy had… — Nolan Bushnell
To assert in any case that a man must be absolutely cut off from society because he is absolutely evil amounts to saying that society… — Albert Camus
In prison, those things withheld from and denied to the prisoner become precisely what he wants most of all. — Eldridge Cleaver
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! — Kurt Cobain
You reached your level, you don't want any more. We asked ten years ago, we were askin' with the Panthers, we were askin' in the… — Tupac Shakur
I didn't get that power from gunz..coz there's no gunz in jail..I got that power from books and from thinking and strategizing...... That's what I… — Tupac Shakur
OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard. — Ambrose Bierce
One of the things that made me suffer no regret when I was called away from the cramped intellectual jail of atheism into a wider… — John C. Wright
I support decriminalisation. People are smoking pot anyway and to make them into criminals is wrong. It's when you're in jail you really become a… — Paul McCartney
What does labor want? We want more schoolhouses and less jails; more books and less arsenals; more learning and less vice; more leisure and less… — Samuel Gompers
A few years ago I lost one of my dearest friends. He died at age 53 - heart attack. David is gone, but he was… — Jim Rohn
At its best, the US Open demands straight drives, crisp iron shots, brilliant chipping and putting, and strategic position play. Plus the patience of St.… — Thomas Boswell
It was the law that if a white man was caught trying to educate a Negro slave, he was liable to prosecution entailing a fine… — John W. Campbell
If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail. — Cole Porter
I was going to go make a film in Greece. if they caught you with this much marijuana, they threw you in jail, no questions… — Dyan Cannon

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