Cucumber Quotes
33 quotes by 30 authors
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More and more, Democrats are starting to worry they that they have a more um, colorful version of Jimmy Carter on their hands. Obama acts…
— Eric Alterman
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Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not go on and ay, 'Why…
— Marcus Aurelius
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So I would always try and be the lightest I could. In high school, I really wouldn't eat. I would only have lunch and I…
— Nicole Polizzi
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Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and reboot.
— Terry Pratchett
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In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience.
— Irena Chalmers
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In chess, you should be as cool as a cucumber.
— Yuliya Snigir
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Life is like a cucumber. One minute it's in your hand, the next it's up you ass.
— Lawrence Durrell
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Some kids have never seen what a real tomato looks like off the vine. They don't know where a cucumber comes from. And that really…
— Michelle Obama
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The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around. That's all you need to know.
— Marcus Aurelius
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My father belonged to a commune, and the food was ghastly. My idea of food hell is the salad cream they'd pour all over bits…
— Marianne Faithfull
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As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand and a cucumber…
— Asne Seierstad
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The horse does not eat cucumber salad
— Johann Philipp Reis
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The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man…
— Stephen Leacock
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I was mainly raised by a working mum who didn't have much time or inclination for making food. So I had three or four basic…
— Paloma Faith
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I have this wonderful personal chef who sources and stocks all my organic produce and I basically live on five smoothies a day. I'm totally…
— Larry Hagman
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And talking about dark! You think dark is just one color, but it ain't. There're five or six kinds of black. Some silky, some woolly.…
— Toni Morrison
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Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not go on and say, "Why…
— Marcus Aurelius
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Since his mother died I have seen him steam a cucumber thinking it was zucchini. That's the kind of thing that turns my heart right…
— Amy Hempel
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Sometimes from this hillside just after sunset The rim of the sky takes on a tinge Of the palest green, like the flesh of a…
— Robert Hass
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The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday…
— Jasper Fforde
Who Wrote These Cucumber Quotes
30 authors contributed a total of 33 Cucumber Quotes, led by these top contributors: