"Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat……" — Jim Gaffigan
"Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food."
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99 Quotes by Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan has 99 quotes on this site.
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Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
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There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your…
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Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.
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Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.
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Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.
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Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.
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It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.
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Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how…
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Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.
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There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get…
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More Appetizer Quotes
This quote is filed under Appetizer Quotes,
one of 9 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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An ad should be an appetizer, not a buffet
— Lee Clow
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Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and…
— Coolio
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With four-appetizer, four-entree menus, it's like, give me a break. That's not a restaurant, that's a dinner party.
— Joe Bastianich
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This drink has a magical power. It strengthens the weak, and revives those who have fainted. Those tired after work…
— Carl Linnaeus
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My stomach lurched, an appetizer before the full portion of heartache I had a feeling was going to be served…
— Gayle Forman
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As relationships progress, the time you spend smooching diminishes. Where kissing was once an enjoyable entree unto itself, it becomes…
— Jenna McCarthy
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Single ladies remember: U are not a side item, an appetizer, or an after-dinner dessert. U are the WHOLE MEAL…
— Keesling Moraiji Tatenda
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A 7 course meal of lies will leave you empty but an appetizer of the truth will fill any heart.
— Alexander Lamar Thompson
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