Dessert Quotes

187 quotes by 160 authors

I can't walk by chocolate without eating it. — Malin Akerman
There are divisions between a culinary chef and a dessert chef, also called a pastry chef. There are specializations within the pastry chef field. Some… — Ron Ben-Israel
I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus… — Adam Carolla
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit… — Woody Allen
Breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be… — Hunter S. Thompson
Life is short and unpredictable. Eat the dessert first! — Helen Keller
A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. "Much obliged," said he, pushing the plate aside, "I am… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Genocide is like a dessert. It is made of the flesh and bones of woman and children, it is sweetened with the blood of the… — Terry Brooks
When I saw contestants fighting for their lives on 'The Biggest Loser,' I realized I just wanted to be healthy - to have fun playing… — Alison Sweeney
He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house. — Dennis Miller
Gratitude is not a spiritual or moral dessert which we may take or push away according to the whims of the moment, and in either… — Noel 'Razor' Smith
Marriage is a long, dull meal with dessert served at the beginning. — Oscar Wilde
One evening when I had my wood-burning stove going I realized I hadn't thought of dessert. — Gwyneth Paltrow
Every Super Bowl, I do different food each quarter from each of the hometowns of the teams competing. So Iâ€™m always hoping for cities with… — Mario Batali
It's not as if ten years ago, we were like, 'I wish I could take low quality photos of my dessert.' — Jim Gaffigan
I try to be healthy. I train three days a week with a trainer. But I do like to eat, clearly. And I do eat… — Rebel Wilson
I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day… — Zooey Deschanel
If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic — Karl Pilkington
I might believe I had unusual talent if I did not know what good music was; I might enjoy half an hour's practice a day… — Jane Addams
Desserts are like mistresses. They are bad for you. So if you are having one, you might as well have two. — Alain Ducasse

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