Dessert Quotes
187 quotes by 160 authors
-
I can't walk by chocolate without eating it.
— Malin Akerman
-
There are divisions between a culinary chef and a dessert chef, also called a pastry chef. There are specializations within the pastry chef field. Some…
— Ron Ben-Israel
-
I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus…
— Adam Carolla
-
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit…
— Woody Allen
-
Breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be…
— Hunter S. Thompson
-
Life is short and unpredictable. Eat the dessert first!
— Helen Keller
-
A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. "Much obliged," said he, pushing the plate aside, "I am…
— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
-
Genocide is like a dessert. It is made of the flesh and bones of woman and children, it is sweetened with the blood of the…
— Terry Brooks
-
When I saw contestants fighting for their lives on 'The Biggest Loser,' I realized I just wanted to be healthy - to have fun playing…
— Alison Sweeney
-
He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house.
— Dennis Miller
-
Gratitude is not a spiritual or moral dessert which we may take or push away according to the whims of the moment, and in either…
— Noel 'Razor' Smith
-
Marriage is a long, dull meal with dessert served at the beginning.
— Oscar Wilde
-
One evening when I had my wood-burning stove going I realized I hadn't thought of dessert.
— Gwyneth Paltrow
-
Every Super Bowl, I do different food each quarter from each of the hometowns of the teams competing. So I’m always hoping for cities with…
— Mario Batali
-
It's not as if ten years ago, we were like, 'I wish I could take low quality photos of my dessert.'
— Jim Gaffigan
-
I try to be healthy. I train three days a week with a trainer. But I do like to eat, clearly. And I do eat…
— Rebel Wilson
-
I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day…
— Zooey Deschanel
-
If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
— Karl Pilkington
-
I might believe I had unusual talent if I did not know what good music was; I might enjoy half an hour's practice a day…
— Jane Addams
-
Desserts are like mistresses. They are bad for you. So if you are having one, you might as well have two.
— Alain Ducasse
Who Wrote These Dessert Quotes
160 authors contributed a total of 187 Dessert Quotes, led by these top contributors: