"He lasted about as long as the dessert……" — Dennis Miller

"He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house."

— Dennis Miller

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149 Quotes by Dennis Miller

Dennis Miller has 149 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any…
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only…
My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a…
Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get…
Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to…
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you:…
There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to…
I rant, therefore I am
After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2…
Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20…

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More Dessert Quotes

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I can't walk by chocolate without eating it. — Malin Akerman
There are divisions between a culinary chef and a dessert chef, also called a pastry chef. There are specializations within… — Ron Ben-Israel
I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other… — Adam Carolla
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is… — Woody Allen
Breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The… — Hunter S. Thompson
Life is short and unpredictable. Eat the dessert first! — Helen Keller
A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. "Much obliged," said he, pushing… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Genocide is like a dessert. It is made of the flesh and bones of woman and children, it is sweetened… — Terry Brooks
When I saw contestants fighting for their lives on 'The Biggest Loser,' I realized I just wanted to be healthy… — Alison Sweeney
Gratitude is not a spiritual or moral dessert which we may take or push away according to the whims of… — Unknown Author
Marriage is a long, dull meal with dessert served at the beginning. — Oscar Wilde
One evening when I had my wood-burning stove going I realized I hadn't thought of dessert. — Gwyneth Paltrow

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