"The only way the French are going in……" — Dennis Miller
"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq."
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149 Quotes by Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller has 149 quotes on this site.
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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any…
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only…
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My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a…
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Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get…
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Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to…
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you:…
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to…
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I rant, therefore I am
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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2…
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Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20…
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Of *course* he needs to renegotiate his salary - the guy buys more snow than Seward did when he bought…
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If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best…
— Aristotle
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When I read about the way in which library funds are being cut and cut, I can only think that…
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I got into trouble a while ago for saying that I thought the internet led to increased literacy - people…
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Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is…
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I found thee not, O Lord, without, because I erred in seeking thee without that wert within.
— Saint Augustine
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Aptitude found in the understanding and is often inherited. Genius coming from reason and imagination, rarely.
— Marcus Aurelius
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It will, I believe, be everywhere found, that as the clergy are, or are not what they ought to be,…
— Jane Austen
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It is here, my daughters, that love is to be found - not hidden away in corners but in the…
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When I was in middle school, some of my so-called friends found a catalogue ad I did for Superman pajamas.…
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My father is an actor, so he brought me into his agency when I was young. It wasn't something I…
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Love or hatred must constantly increase between two persons who are always together; every moment fresh reasons are found for…
— Honore de Balzac
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Acorns were good until bread was found.
— Francis Bacon
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