"If Camels are the ship of the dessert,……" — Karl Pilkington
"If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic"
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176 Quotes by Karl Pilkington
Karl Pilkington has 176 quotes on this site.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph…
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse…
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That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is…
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not…
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a…
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How would I know which one I was?
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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More Camels Quotes
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one of 108 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I used to think I was ugly. I thought I looked like a camel. A person who doesn't love themselves,…
— Mary J. Blige
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When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit…
— George W. Bush
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Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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A camel is a horse designed by committee.
— Alec Issigonis
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My heart has become capable of every form: It is a pasture for gazelles And a monastery for Christian monks,…
— Ibn Arabi
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Ask a wise man to dinner and he'll upset everyone by his gloomy silence or tiresome questions. Invite him to…
— Desiderius Erasmus
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Having a great golf swing helps under pressure, but golf is a game about scoring. It's like an artist who…
— Jerry Pate
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Sooner will a camel pass through a needle's eye than a great man be "discovered" by an election.
— Adolf Hitler
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If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements…
— Ruhollah Khomeini
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The soul should take care of the body, just as the pilgrim on his way to Makkah takes care of…
— Al-Ghazali
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If patience and gratitude had been she camels, it would have mattered little on which I rode.
— Umar
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It's the camel's nose in the tent. Look at Stalin, Mussolini, Hitler, Mao Zedong, Pol Pot, Idi Amin--every one of…
— Charlton Heston
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