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• Contaminated food is a major cause of diarrhea, substantially contributing to malnutrition and killing about 2.2 million people each year,… — Gro Harlem Brundtland
• Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea. — Jennifer Lawrence
• It is still just unbelievable to us that diarrhea is one of the leading causes of child deaths in the… — Melinda Gates
• Woke up this morning to the incredible news that I was nominated for an Emmy, and a shower full of… — Martha Plimpton
• You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool. — Cody Lundin
• You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real… — Jack Handey
• Every year 3.1 million Indian children die before the age of 5, mostly from diseases of poverty like diarrhea. — Nicholas D. Kristof
• The second stage set in ten or fifteen days after the bombing. Its first symptom was falling hair. Diarrhea and… — John Hersey
• There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're… — Henry A. Kissinger
• Kids are dying from diarrhea ... that just shouldn't be in this day and age, and it's that kind of… — Brad Pitt
• Most of the common infections - colds, flu, diarrhea - you get environmentally transmitted either in the air or on… — Charles P. Gerba
• The extraordinary triumph of the cellphone among India's poor stemmed from its ability to enable a most mundane human need,… — Manu Joseph

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