Diarrhea Quotes

35 quotes by 29 authors

Contaminated food is a major cause of diarrhea, substantially contributing to malnutrition and killing about 2.2 million people each year, most of them children. — Gro Harlem Brundtland
Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea. — Jennifer Lawrence
It is still just unbelievable to us that diarrhea is one of the leading causes of child deaths in the world. — Melinda Gates
Woke up this morning to the incredible news that I was nominated for an Emmy, and a shower full of dog poop. Apparently my dog… — Martha Plimpton
There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea. — Jim Gaffigan
You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool. — Cody Lundin
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe… — Jack Handey
Every year 3.1 million Indian children die before the age of 5, mostly from diseases of poverty like diarrhea. — Nicholas D. Kristof
The second stage set in ten or fifteen days after the bombing. Its first symptom was falling hair. Diarrhea and fever, which in some cases… — John Hersey
There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who… — Henry A. Kissinger
Kids are dying from diarrhea ... that just shouldn't be in this day and age, and it's that kind of thing that needs to be… — Brad Pitt
Most of the common infections - colds, flu, diarrhea - you get environmentally transmitted either in the air or on surfaces you touch. I think… — Charles P. Gerba
The extraordinary triumph of the cellphone among India's poor stemmed from its ability to enable a most mundane human need, which is to chat with… — Manu Joseph
I have lived most my life with chronic inflammation and constant pain with immediate diarrhea. — Mike McCready
You're going to have an upset stomach. If you eat spicy stiff because you're upset, then you'll get diarrhea. — Kim Su-mi
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrheaâ€¦does that mean that 1 enjoys it? — George Carlin
This emotion I'm feeling now, this is love, right?" "I don't know. Is it a longing? Is it a giddy stupid happiness just because you're… — Orson Scott Card
You're an island of reality in an ocean of diarrhea. — Jason Mraz
Thanks from keeping me from being a liar," said Nikolai. "What?" "About your having diarrhea." "For you I'd get dysentery." "Now that's friendship. — Orson Scott Card
Rotavirus does not cause all diarrhea, but it causes a lot of it. Instead of a single vaccine dose, however, harried nurses may have to… — Rose George

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