"If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from……" — George Carlin
"If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?"
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Diarrhea Quotes
This quote is filed under Diarrhea Quotes,
one of 35 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Contaminated food is a major cause of diarrhea, substantially contributing to malnutrition and killing about 2.2 million people each year,…
— Gro Harlem Brundtland
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Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.
— Jennifer Lawrence
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It is still just unbelievable to us that diarrhea is one of the leading causes of child deaths in the…
— Melinda Gates
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Woke up this morning to the incredible news that I was nominated for an Emmy, and a shower full of…
— Martha Plimpton
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There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like…
— Jim Gaffigan
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You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool.
— Cody Lundin
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You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real…
— Jack Handey
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Every year 3.1 million Indian children die before the age of 5, mostly from diseases of poverty like diarrhea.
— Nicholas D. Kristof
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The second stage set in ten or fifteen days after the bombing. Its first symptom was falling hair. Diarrhea and…
— John Hersey
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There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're…
— Henry A. Kissinger
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Kids are dying from diarrhea ... that just shouldn't be in this day and age, and it's that kind of…
— Brad Pitt
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Most of the common infections - colds, flu, diarrhea - you get environmentally transmitted either in the air or on…
— Charles P. Gerba
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