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More Clown Quotes

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• I've always been a clown trapped in a leading man's body. — James Van Der Beek
• As I see it, fast food outfits have targeted small children with their advertising in a very effective way. You… — Anthony Bourdain
• I've always been misrepresented. You know, I could dress in a clown costume and laugh with the happy people but… — Tim Burton
• I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far… — Charlie Chaplin
• I got through my teen years by being a bit of a clown. — Diane Cilento
• She was this incredible mom. With each of her kids, she did something called `time,' where she would spend an… — Jeff Bridges
• On the golf course, a man may be the dogged victim of inexorable fate, be struck down by an appalling… — Bobby Jones
• The comic spirit masquerades in all things we say and do. We are each a clown and do not need… — James Hillman
• I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go… — Marc Maron
• I remember in the circus learning that the clown was the prince, the high prince. I always thought that the… — Roberto Benigni
• A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast. — Groucho Marx
• All the world loves a clown. — Cole Porter

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