Best Diarrhea Quotes
35 Diarrhea quotes by 28 unique authors
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If you have diarrhea of the mouth, you're going to have to clean that shit up yourself. Thank you for making me a god in…
— Josh Q
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I like your boyfriend, Dahra said. Not many guys volunteer to carry ten gallons of diarrhea and vomit. Lana laughed. He's not my boyfriend. Yeah,…
— Shalini
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We some asshole niggas, call us diarrhea.
— Lil Wayne
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I be shittin on em, Diarrhea. You bitches looking burnt, gonorrhea...
— Lil Kim
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You don't want these problems, that's a bad idea. Machete'll have your ass runnin' like diarrhea.
— Yung Joc
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The best feeling in the world is using your own toilet when you have diarrhea. Beats being in a public restroom waiting to be alone,…
— Marianna
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SOME PEOPLE HAVE DIARRHEA OF THE MOUTH... STOP THINKING YOU ARE A RATTLE SNAKE, VIPER, COBRA, OR PYTHON... WHEN YOU ARE MERELY A GARDEN SNAKE.
— Unknown Author
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Having diarrhea at work is the true definition of a shitty day.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Fitness Tip: When you incur violent diarrhea while running, consider it calories burned!
— Nikhil Saluja
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Nothings worse than having diarrhea and having to shit in a wal-mart bathroom, until you sit down and find out there's no fucking paper.
— Nikhil Saluja
Who Wrote These Diarrhea Quotes
28 authors contributed a total of 35 Diarrhea Quotes, led by these top contributors: