Best Diarrhea Quotes

35 Diarrhea quotes by 28 unique authors

If you have diarrhea of the mouth, you're going to have to clean that shit up yourself. Thank you for making me a god in… — Josh Q
I like your boyfriend, Dahra said. Not many guys volunteer to carry ten gallons of diarrhea and vomit. Lana laughed. He's not my boyfriend. Yeah,… — Shalini
We some asshole niggas, call us diarrhea. — Lil Wayne
I be shittin on em, Diarrhea. You bitches looking burnt, gonorrhea... — Lil Kim
You don't want these problems, that's a bad idea. Machete'll have your ass runnin' like diarrhea. — Yung Joc
The best feeling in the world is using your own toilet when you have diarrhea. Beats being in a public restroom waiting to be alone,… — Marianna
SOME PEOPLE HAVE DIARRHEA OF THE MOUTH... STOP THINKING YOU ARE A RATTLE SNAKE, VIPER, COBRA, OR PYTHON... WHEN YOU ARE MERELY A GARDEN SNAKE. — Unknown Author
Having diarrhea at work is the true definition of a shitty day. — Nikhil Saluja
Fitness Tip: When you incur violent diarrhea while running, consider it calories burned! — Nikhil Saluja
Nothings worse than having diarrhea and having to shit in a wal-mart bathroom, until you sit down and find out there's no fucking paper. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Diarrhea Quotes

28 authors contributed a total of 35 Diarrhea Quotes, led by these top contributors: