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I don't think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or sexy, as soon as you do, you aren't a comedian any more.… — Ricky Gervais
I used to want to be a war photographer, and I used to want to be a ballerina and a comedian. I used to want… — Cat Power
Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians… — Aziz Ansari
I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce. — Lenny Bruce
On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and Dennis… — Sandra Bernhard
And what is the reaction of the British politcal class? Well the Lib Dems, still think that the Euro is a success! I don't quiet… — Nigel Farage
My grandfather was running Hillcrest Country Club, and that's where a whole group of Hollywood comedians hung out. — Leigh Steinberg
It seemed to me you could do anything in comics. So I started doing my thing, which is mainly influenced by novelists, stand-up comedians, that… — Harvey Pekar
I think, first of all, you need to love what you're doing, and then this helps in the comedian for its part in everything-but the… — Cecilia Bartoli
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now. — Bob Monkhouse
Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers. — Dave Allen
Some guys said 'Here's bop!' Wham! They said, 'Here's something we can make money on!' Wham! 'Here's a comedian!' Wham! Here's a guy who talks… — Charlie Parker
I wanted to be like an actor or a comedian for a little while, because I was always wanting to make people laugh, and being… — Gemma Ward
Melissa McCarthy (Bridesmaids) is a gimmick comedian who has devoted her short career to being obese and obnoxious with equal success. — Rex Reed
One night I attended a Laughing Liberally comedy show. There was one funny comedian there - Lee Camp. — Matt Labash
So I watched the Pink Panther last night, and so I'm trying desperately to be funny, and then it's just not working out so good...… — Dave Matthews
Comedians... they're different from actors. There's more ego there. They create the whole thing, I guess, so they're more precious. — Sharon Horgan
The average comedian is kind of an observer looking at everyday things that everyone could relate to and then trying to find the exaggeration in… — Aries Spears
I didn't become a comedian to work this hard. — Chelsea Handler
Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be a comedian?' and… — Natasha Leggero
Dad made me laugh a lot. He was a real comedian. He had a real sarcastic sense of humour, he could really make a fool… — Julian Lennon
I mean, I understand that Scrubs was my big break, but sooner or later you have to move on. I've already directed a movie, which… — Zach Braff
If Jay spent as much time studying as he does trying to be a comedian, he'd be a big star. — Jay Leno
Whatever talent I had, I'm sure it helped that my parents were in the business and that I grew up around actors, comedians and directors. — Ben Stiller
I do a lot of Vegas work and work with the comedians. — Ben E. King

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