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I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book. — Greg Behrendt
Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its… — Greg Behrendt
I think comedians have a function in society, which is to make fun of our icons. — Downtown Julie Brown
Only comedians can talk about death, life, God and Virgin Mary. If I was a tragic actor, I couldn't allow myself. But with this accent… — Roberto Benigni
In a more intellectually rigorous age, I wouldn't be talked about as a satirist at all. I would just be a topical comedian. — Rory Bremner
I made sure that instead of people making fun of me, like every comedian probably says, I made fun of myself first so they would… — Eliza Coupe
I was trained classically, and that's something that I want to do, but I do want to say that right now it's a good market… — Eliza Coupe
A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it… — Allen Carr
I didn't really want to be a comedian. — Allen Carr
That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50. — Dana Carvey
It's always impressive when talented comedians are easy laughers or generous with their laughs. — Hank Azaria
It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us… — Jimmy Carr
Jews have a tendency to become comedians. — Sacha Baron Cohen
When you see a crowd of people jumping up and down at a pop concert, all gloriously in the moment, I don't think you'll ever… — Steve Coogan
I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny. — Charlie Day
I'm not a comedian, I'm an actor. — Chris Diamantopoulos
I'm a big fan of comedians not having to apologize for anything. Nowadays it seems comedians are always apologizing for being funny. — Kevin Dillon
Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they talking about their… — Rob Delaney
I'm a comedian at the beginning and the end of the day. I'm not affiliated with any campaign, nor do I generally find politics interesting… — Rob Delaney
The danger for a comedian on Twitter is the same danger that any civilian faces: sometimes you gotta put that phone down and go live… — Rob Delaney
Normally, I name my characters after famous comedians. — Paula Danziger
I want to be a little more dramatic nowadays. I definitely want something big and funny, but I look for things that can just have… — Cedric the Entertainer
I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits. — Donald Glover
I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget… — Louie Anderson
Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart. — Ade Edmondson

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