"I didn't really want to be a comedian." — Allen Carr
"I didn't really want to be a comedian."
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Allen Carr
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16 Quotes by Allen Carr
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Wouldn’t that be an incredibly stupid thing to do? To say ‘I never want to smoke again’, then spend the…
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The whole business of smoking is like forcing yourself to wear tight shoes just to get the pleasure of taking…
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A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or…
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I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration.
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I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.
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I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.
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I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.
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I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.
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I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them.
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I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I…
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I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.
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I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people.
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