"I like old people falling over, that's what…" — Allen Carr
"I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh."
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16 Quotes by Allen Carr
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Wouldn’t that be an incredibly stupid thing to do? To say ‘I never want to smoke again’, then spend the…
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The whole business of smoking is like forcing yourself to wear tight shoes just to get the pleasure of taking…
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A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or…
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I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration.
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I didn't really want to be a comedian.
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I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.
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I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.
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I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.
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I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them.
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I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I…
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I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.
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I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people.
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More Fall Quotes
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But human beings fall easily into despair, and from the very beginning we invented stories that enabled us to place…
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If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on.
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Central banks don't have divine wisdom. They try to do the best analysis they can and must be prepared to…
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From my close observation of writers... they fall into two groups: 1) those who bleed copiously and visibly at any…
— Isaac Asimov
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I didn't go to school for a full year until I was 12. In the summer I was a wild…
— Margaret Atwood
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The honors of this world, what are they but puff, and emptiness, and peril of falling?
— Saint Augustine
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To be fond of dancing was a certain step towards falling in love.
— Jane Austen
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I had many friends to help me to fall; but as to rising again, I was so much left to…
— Teresa of Avila
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Another mode of accumulating power arises from lifting a weight and then allowing it to fall.
— Charles Babbage
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I would hate now to be married. It does occur to me on occasion that, if I fall and hit…
— Lauren Bacall
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Fortune is like the market, where, many times, if you can stay a little, the price will fall.
— Francis Bacon
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The desire of excessive power caused the angels to fall; the desire of knowledge caused men to fall.
— Francis Bacon
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