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Comedians don't have a monopoly on suffering. But creative people are sometimes fortunate enough to be able to incorporate their most traumatic experiences into their… — Matt Lucas
I guess I considered myself just sort of a sketch comedian, you know? Actual screenwriting hadn't really occurred to me as a viable job -… — Thomas Lennon
There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode. — Tom Leykis
I've been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phyllis Diller to Amy Schumer, so when I got an e-mail… — Wendy Liebman
I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw 'How to be a Stand-up… — Wendy Liebman
I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown. — Bernie Mac
My interest in magic was kindled by Steve Martin, the comedian I'd gone to high school with. — Gary McCord
I was a film-directing major at NYU. I'm still not sure why I became a directing major, when I was really an actor and a… — Billy Crystal
Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy. — Aziz Ansari
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking. — Bob Hope
My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become… — Carol Leifer
I've been doing comedies but I'm not a comedian. — Sean William Scott
I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second. — Jack Dee
Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em. — Flip Wilson
As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit. — Kevin Nealon
I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor. — Kevin Nealon
Comedians are not usually actors, but imitations of actors. — Johann Georg Ritter von Zimmermann
I consider myself more of a visual comedian than a physical one. — Rowan Atkinson
I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion. — Anthony Anderson
You say you're a comedian, you always have to be on guard. — Anthony Anderson
Maybe if I could ever be a successful comedian then I could be an example that Christians can also have fun. — Victoria Jackson
You know, I'm a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have… — Joy Behar
I think that we're in a really amazing time, where there are really a lot of really fantastic female actresses and comedians. I imagine there's… — Whitney Cummings
I believe that any type of education can be great, but an education about ourselves can create something wonderful. I am a comedian, but people… — Andy Andrews
If you're a comedian, you are looking for material in daily life. — Rob Brydon

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