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I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who… — Neil LaBute
The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his . — W.C. Fields
Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away. — Billiam Coronel
A jazz musician is a combination orator, dialectician, mathematician, athlete, entertainer, poet, singer, dancer, diplomat, educator, student, comedian, artist, seducer, public masturbator, and general all-round… — Steve Lacy
Phyllis Diller came through a mine field of male comedians when she arrived on the comedy scene and she defused them all. She won her… — Tim Conway
I think humor is important for all of us, and a great comedian is a great treasure. — Leila Josefowicz
It's good to be funny when you are a comedian. — George Lindsey
I have not moved out of the comedian's box into the news box. The news box is moving towards me. — Jon Stewart
Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. — Yakov Smirnoff
When it comes to English stand-up comedy, Indians have only seen the best - Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby and the like. So, when someone claims… — Vir Das
I do films which get me out of my comedian routine so that I don't get bored being a stand-up comedian. And with films, it's… — Vir Das
Twitter makes you a comedian in the same way that digital cameras make you a photographer — Ken Jennings
I know a lot about Jewish comedians. — Dana Snyder
I'm happy to say that I'm a lesbian in the world. I know there are people who don't want to be called women comedians, but… — Mary Cheney
Comedy is something that I'm definitely looking to get into. I had a little taste of it and I do intend on going to classes… — Ashley Greene
The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent. — Pat Morita
Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn't afraid of silence. He would take as long as… — Bob Newhart
Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not. — James Lipton
Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian. — Johnny Vegas
Architects are the new comedians. — Simon Doonan
I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it. — Bob Newhart
I thought I better warn you that I am not one of those politically correct comedians, but it turns out that also I'm not really… — Robin Ince
I never really thought of myself as a sex goddess; I felt I was more a comedian who could dance. — Rita Hayworth
If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer. — George Burns
A comedian is not a person who opens a funny door - he's the person who opens a door funny. — Chuck Jones

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