Best Comedian Lines

484 Comedian quotes by 324 unique authors

Jay Wexler is my kind of writer--a weird one, and a wry one, and one who isnt afraid to act silly in a sort of… — Ron Currie Jr.
It takes many years to be a great comedian. — Don Rickles
To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it. — Don Rickles
I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have… — Maya Rudolph
Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other people or make… — Mike Birbiglia
It really helps a comedian to be an outsider. — John Oliver
Louis C. K. is one of my all time favorite standup comedians. — Aubrey Plaza
I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian. — Dane Cook
Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line.… — Russell Brand
All comedians are a bit attention-seeking and I'm no different. Anyone with the audacity to want to be listened to for an hour and a… — Jimmy Carr
The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level. — John Krasinski
I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By exposing myself and… — Gabriel Iglesias
Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed. — Gabriel Iglesias
I spent more time in America, but I developed a very English sense of humour. I clicked into it deeply with Peter Sellers, who is… — Christopher Guest
When I think of myself, I'm definitely... I'm not like a comedian. — Dave Franco
Ricky Gervais would have you believe otherwise, but Sacha Baron Cohen is the most successful British comedian in the world. — David Walliams
As a comedian, I think you need to keep things real. — Judah Friedlander
With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs. — Colin Quinn
That's the beauty of being a comedian - it's the one job you're allowed to do that. We're lucky. We're really lucky. — Colin Quinn
I would love to do a serious period drama. Oh, absolutely. I mean, you'll find most comedians want to do more serious stuff, most musicians… — Amy Poehler
A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world. — Piero Scaruffi
I thought comedians had to have black on their faces or red beards. — Dorothy Gish
I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny… — Lydia Lunch
Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek… — Florenz Ziegfeld
They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2… — Mike Judge

Who Wrote These Comedian Quotes

324 authors contributed a total of 484 Comedian Quotes, led by these top contributors:

Best Comedian Lines

More Ways to Read Comedian Quotes

Who Wrote These Comedian Quotes