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484 Comedian quotes by 324 unique authors

Chong is my comedy idol, he has everything I want to be as a comedian — Unknown Author
Best comedian that has set foward a whole new generation of liberal thinkers — Unknown Author
My first job was selling doors, door to door. That's a tough job isn't it? Bing Bong; Hello, can I interest you in a- oh… — Bill Bailey
There's more evil in the charts than in an Al-Qaeda suggestion box. — Bill Bailey
That's one thing about my shows. I tell people, I'm not a comedian, I'm just a really funny reporter. I put my life out there… — Gabriel Iglesias
I'm very open with what I've been through in my own personal life, and nothing...I mean nothing, is off-limits for me to talk about. Nothing… — Kirstie Alley
I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of… — Sarah Silverman
If you want someone who can make you smile and even laugh, just find a comedian — Unknown Author
Life is a comedian, never take it too seriously. Live, Love, Laugh — Collins Hasty

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