Best Comedian Sayings

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I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes. — Paul Rudd
The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you're… — Leslie Nielsen
Oh yeah, I'd love to be a comedian. I've done a lot, but always in the confines of plays. — Michael Gambon
I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian. — Chris Tucker
I am a comedian and you guys know whatever I say, I don't mean any of it. — Jamie Foxx
I wanted to do - there was this film called 'Magic' that Anthony Hopkins did. And the director wanted me. The writer wanted me. Joe… — Gene Wilder
It seems that a lot of people, who haven't known of me as a pianist, think I've just started off as a comedian. And so… — Dudley Moore
A comic says funny things. A comedian says things funny. — Ed Wynn
In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops… — Billy Crystal
I'm not a comedian. I'm not a show host. I'm a musician. That's why I've turned down offers to host the Grammy Awards and the… — Michael Jackson
The trouble with most comedians who try to do satire is that they are essentially brash, noisy and indelicate people who have to use a… — Imogene Coca
I remember, when I was in university I studied history, and there was this one major historian of the Third Reich, Ian Kershaw. And his… — Sacha Baron Cohen
But it's fun to be something, have that, and you don't have to be real. It's like, comedians. They go on and they're doing all… — Parker Posey
The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry — Martin Landau
I think having an outsider's viewpoint is interesting and good, especially for a comedian. — Paul Merton
I'm like the opposite of one of those comedians who's funny on stage and depressed behind closed doors . On record, I can get pretty… — Adele
Some performers are brilliant comedians, some are genius musicians, and some just make you happy to be alive. THE BOBS are all of that -… — Paul Provenza
A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things. — Jeff Dunham
I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians. — Todd Barry
And I'm up while the dawn is breaking, even though my heart is aching. I should be drinking a toast to absent friends instead of… — Elvis Costello
Wrangel pretended to combat the Bolsheviks, Bolshevism is Jewry. In order to retain the favor of the Jews holding the real power in England, France… — Boris Brasol
[Comedian Jerry Seinfeld was nominated for a Grammy for his spoken-word children's album] Halloween... Don't Give Up on Me. — Jamie Lee Curtis
Right-wing propagandists like Limbaugh and Coulter are essentially entertainers, entertainers who stimulate prejudice, selfishness and meanness the way a comedian works for laughs or a… — Unknown Author
Some of the best ideas I've gotten for my act have come from comedians and not magicians. — Andrew Mayne
I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. — Jon Stewart

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