"In high school, I was the class comedian……" — Billy Crystal
"In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it."
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56 Quotes by Billy Crystal
Billy Crystal has 56 quotes on this site.
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
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I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for…
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It's money. I remember it from when I was single
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You give up your dream, you give up.
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If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do…
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When comedy is good, it's jazz. The beats of it, the looseness, the improvisational part, the music-the way you hit…
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My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.
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Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with…
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Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a…
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Despite what The Wall Street Journal says, our awards are the best-kept secret in America, with the possible exception of…
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The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.
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More Class Quotes
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The most perfect political community is one in which the middle class is in control, and outnumbers both of the…
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Getting over someone is a grieving process. You mourn the loss of the relationship, and that's only expedited by 'Out…
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I grew up in a working-class family, so I guess you could say I write from what I know.
— Andrea Arnold
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No human being is innocent, but there is a class of innocent human actions called Games.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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In a world of prayer, we are all equal in the sense that each of us is a unique person,…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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The class distinctions proper to a democratic society are not those of rank or money, still less, as is apt…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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We are certainly in a common class with the beasts; every action of animal life is concerned with seeking bodily…
— Saint Augustine
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There is no gardening without humility. Nature is constantly sending even its oldest scholars to the bottom of the class…
— Alfred Austin
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I consider fiction a very high-class form of lying. I enjoy and admire it enormously, but I don't think I'm…
— Diane Ackerman
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I just wanted to be an ordinary, middle-class person. When I was at Cambridge, I made great efforts to lose…
— Peter Ackroyd
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Young gentlemen, who are to display their knowledge to the world, should have every motive of emulation, should be formed…
— Anna Letitia Barbauld
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The uniform makes for brotherhood, since when universally adopted it covers up all differences of class and country.
— Robert Baden-Powell
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