"Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just……" — Billy Crystal
"Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change."
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56 Quotes by Billy Crystal
Billy Crystal has 56 quotes on this site.
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
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I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for…
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It's money. I remember it from when I was single
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You give up your dream, you give up.
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If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do…
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When comedy is good, it's jazz. The beats of it, the looseness, the improvisational part, the music-the way you hit…
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My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.
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Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with…
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Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
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Despite what The Wall Street Journal says, our awards are the best-kept secret in America, with the possible exception of…
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The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.
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Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.
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No poet or novelist wishes he were the only one who ever lived, but most of them wish they were…
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I think if we didn't contradict ourselves, it would be awfully boring. It would be tedious to be alive.
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Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.
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The Holy Spirit is our comforter, our teacher. That's why, in prayer, we can ask the Lord to open up…
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A man without ambition is dead. A man with ambition but no love is dead. A man with ambition and…
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It was books that taught me that the things that tormented me most were the very things that connected me…
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I tried to keep both arts alive, but the camera won. I found that while the camera does not express…
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My biggest fear ever is to be involved in a plane crash, so when that happened... well, I'm just thankful…
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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then…
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The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I…
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