"Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news……" — Billy Crystal
"Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries."
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56 Quotes by Billy Crystal
Billy Crystal has 56 quotes on this site.
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
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I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for…
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It's money. I remember it from when I was single
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You give up your dream, you give up.
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If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do…
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When comedy is good, it's jazz. The beats of it, the looseness, the improvisational part, the music-the way you hit…
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My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.
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Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with…
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Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a…
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Despite what The Wall Street Journal says, our awards are the best-kept secret in America, with the possible exception of…
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The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.
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I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing.
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Characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.
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Bad men are full of repentance.
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It is the role of good journalism to take on powerful abusers, and when powerful abusers are taken on, there's…
— Julian Assange
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Bad things are not the worst things that can happen to us. Nothing is the worst thing that can happen…
— Richard Bach
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I would not suggest the U.S. should sit down with the North Koreans bilaterally immediately after they've fired missiles -…
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There are some forms of religion that are bad, just as there's bad cooking or bad art or bad sex,…
— Karen Armstrong
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If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been 'Catch Me In Two Days'.
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People that go through what I went through and people going through divorce, it's really a difficulty process; it's heartbreaking…
— David Arquette
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If I were to say, 'God, why me?' about the bad things, then I should have said, 'God, why me?'…
— Arthur Ashe
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From my close observation of writers... they fall into two groups: 1) those who bleed copiously and visibly at any…
— Isaac Asimov
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The problem with leaderless uprisings taking over is that you don't always know what you get at the other end.…
— Chinua Achebe
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