Billy Crystal Quotes

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• By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
• I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for such a long, long while.
• It's money. I remember it from when I was single
• You give up your dream, you give up.
• If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about…
• When comedy is good, it's jazz. The beats of it, the looseness, the improvisational part, the music-the way you hit the inflection, the high notes…
• My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.
• Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps…
• Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
• Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead…
• Despite what The Wall Street Journal says, our awards are the best-kept secret in America, with the possible exception of what George W. Bush did…
• The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.
• Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.
• To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.
• From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.
• I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.
• Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.
• It is better to look good than to feel good.
• At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
• I think I've far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do. I'm almost shocked that I'm still around after all of these years…

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