Billy Crystal Quotes
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
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I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for such a long, long while.
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It's money. I remember it from when I was single
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You give up your dream, you give up.
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If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about…
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When comedy is good, it's jazz. The beats of it, the looseness, the improvisational part, the music-the way you hit the inflection, the high notes…
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My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.
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Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps…
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Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead…
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Despite what The Wall Street Journal says, our awards are the best-kept secret in America, with the possible exception of what George W. Bush did…
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The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.
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Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.
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To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.
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From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.
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I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.
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Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.
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It is better to look good than to feel good.
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At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
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I think I've far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do. I'm almost shocked that I'm still around after all of these years…
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