All Billy Crystal Quotes
- In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops… Class
- A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can… Causing
- Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Funny
- I've always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That's why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need… Alive
- Bambi, to a kid, was scary. Bambi
- For almost 40 years, he was the brightest star in the comedy galaxy… The beautiful light will continue to shine on us forever and the… Beautiful
- Gentlemen, start your egos. Ego
- I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right. Feel
- I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life. Day
- You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world. Front
- Dad had a music store, and he'd often bring home comedy albums that I would listen to. I started listening to Bob Newhart and Bill… Albums
- I was a film-directing major at NYU. I'm still not sure why I became a directing major, when I was really an actor and a… Actor
- Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don't think you can make your kids' dreams… Dream
- You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they're raising them. You can't push your way into areas… Always Remember
- Don't give up your power. Give
- What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that. All
- My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I've already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me. Fun
- Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising. Always Go
- That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul. Flowing
- Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar. America