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Funny Quotes by Billy Crystal
- From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.
- I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.
- At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
- Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
- I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.
- Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin