"My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun.……" — Billy Crystal
"My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I've already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me."
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56 Quotes by Billy Crystal
Billy Crystal has 56 quotes on this site.
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
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I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for…
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It's money. I remember it from when I was single
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You give up your dream, you give up.
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If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do…
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When comedy is good, it's jazz. The beats of it, the looseness, the improvisational part, the music-the way you hit…
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My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.
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Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with…
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Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a…
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Despite what The Wall Street Journal says, our awards are the best-kept secret in America, with the possible exception of…
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The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.
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If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
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You don't get to choose how you're going to die, or when. You can only decide how you're going to…
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The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.
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