All Billy Crystal Quotes
- By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. Anywhere
- I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for such a long, long while. Been
- It's money. I remember it from when I was single From
- You give up your dream, you give up. Dream
- If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about… Always Remember
- When comedy is good, it's jazz. The beats of it, the looseness, the improvisational part, the music-the way you hit the inflection, the high notes… All
- My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love. Birth
- Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps… Ago
- Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues. Each
- Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead… Alive
- Despite what The Wall Street Journal says, our awards are the best-kept secret in America, with the possible exception of what George W. Bush did… America
- The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday. Ash Wednesday
- Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries. Bad
- To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing. Believe
- From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do. Caesar
- I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish. Black
- Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro. Acting
- It is better to look good than to feel good. Better
- At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are. Funny
- I think I've far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do. I'm almost shocked that I'm still around after all of these years… All
- In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops… Class
- A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can… Causing
- Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Funny
- I've always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That's why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need… Alive
- Bambi, to a kid, was scary. Bambi