All Billy Crystal Quotes
- For almost 40 years, he was the brightest star in the comedy galaxy… The beautiful light will continue to shine on us forever and the… Beautiful
- Gentlemen, start your egos. Ego
- I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right. Feel
- I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life. Day
- You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world. Front
- Dad had a music store, and he'd often bring home comedy albums that I would listen to. I started listening to Bob Newhart and Bill… Albums
- I was a film-directing major at NYU. I'm still not sure why I became a directing major, when I was really an actor and a… Actor
- Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don't think you can make your kids' dreams… Dream
- You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they're raising them. You can't push your way into areas… Always Remember
- Don't give up your power. Give
- What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that. All
- My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I've already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me. Fun
- Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising. Always Go
- That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul. Flowing
- Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar. America
- Consider the rose...The rose is the sweetest smelling flower of all, and it's the most beautiful because it's the most simple, right? But sometimes, you… All
- Change is such hard work. Change
- My dad, Jack, had a great sense of humour and had a strong impact on me and my humour. Dad
- A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight Appetite
- At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn't have something to say on a nightly basis. Basis
- Nothing takes the sting out of these tough economic times like watching a bunch of millionaires giving golden statues to each other. Bunch
- The reason we are together is because she puts lead in my shoes and doesn't let me fly off the earth. And it's always been… Been
- I had really good hearing and when you're scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something. Gets Heightened
- As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is. Actor
- I am very sad to learn of Nora's passing. She was a brilliant writer and humorist. Being her Harry to Meg's Sally will always have… Brilliant