His Pants Quotes

44 quotes by 40 authors

There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what he… — Sam Snead
If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants. — Albert Einstein
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on. — Joe E. Lewis
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. I am the first man to piss his pants on the moon. — Buzz Aldrin
In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops… — Billy Crystal
When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper. — Anne Bishop
War is the greatest fun man can have with his pants on. — Martin Van Creveld
I have made a mistake. They condemn me to death and I ask for a boy to coach me for it. A red-headed boy, who… — Hannah Kent
Does anyone need yet another politician caught with his pants down and money sticking in his hole? — Lou Reed
A person who publishes a book willfully appears before the populace with his pants down. If it is a good book nothing can hurt him.… — Edna St. Vincent Millay
Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. — Hunter S. Thompson
I love my dad, although I'm definitely critical of him sometimes, like when his pants are too tight. But I love him so much and… — Liv Tyler
Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was. — D. J. MacHale
I just told Max flatly, "I had laser surgery last week to lighten my birthmark," as if it was no big deal. Oh yeah?" he… — Justina Chen
Grover wore his fake feet and his pants to pass as human. He wore a green rasta-style cap, because when it rained his curly hair… — Rick Riordan
A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches — Jeff Lindsay
He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out. — Rita Mae Brown
Pierce jerked his hand from Trent and pushed himself straight. â€œKalamack Industries,â€ he said, expression twisted as he wiped his hand on his pants. â€œI… — Kim Harrison
He strips his shirt over his head and I catch my breath, watching those long hard muscles ripple. I know how his shoulders look, bunched,… — Karen Marie Moning
I'd never been turned on by the Ken dollâ€”even before I looked down his pants and saw what was missing. — Karen Marie Moning

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