"Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants……" — Hunter S. Thompson
"Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning."
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445 Quotes by Hunter S. Thompson
Hunter S. Thompson has 445 quotes on this site.
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Get out of control, but appear under control. It?s not bad to alarm other people, though ? it?s good for…
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Breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The…
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Those of us that had been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts, we wanted strong…
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There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just…
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Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no!
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I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And…
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They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should…
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In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
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We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and - in spite of True Romance magazines - we shall all…
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Not a wasted word. This has been a main point to my literary thinking all my life.
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No one holds command over me. No man. No god. No Prince. What is a claim of age for ones…
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Old elephants limp off to the hills to die; old Americans go out to the highway and drive themselves to…
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More Crooked Quotes
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one of 228 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The privilege of ruling would be in the hands of the skilled and the learned, with a wide scope left…
— Mikhail Bakunin
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May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and…
— Edward Abbey
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their…
— Erma Bombeck
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Do not be very upright in your dealings for you would see by going to the forest that straight trees…
— Chanakya
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Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and…
— Steve Allen
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If you walked by a street and you was walking a concrete and you saw a rose growing from concrete,…
— Tupac Shakur
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Straight praying is never born of crooked conduct.
— Edward McKendree Bounds
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I did not know then how much was ended. When I look back now from this high hill of my…
— Black Elk
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He was so crooked, you could have used his spine for a safety-pin.
— Dorothy L. Sayers
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I should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with…
— George Carlin
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He clasps the crag with crooked hands; Close to the sun in lonely lands, Ringed with the azure world, he…
— Alfred the Great
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Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first.…
— Lewis Blaine Hershey
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