Crooked Quotes

228 Crooked quotes by 191 unique authors

The privilege of ruling would be in the hands of the skilled and the learned, with a wide scope left for profitable crooked deals carried… — Mikhail Bakunin
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. — Edward Abbey
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there… — Erma Bombeck
Do not be very upright in your dealings for you would see by going to the forest that straight trees are cut down while crooked… — Chanakya
Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their… — Steve Allen
If you walked by a street and you was walking a concrete and you saw a rose growing from concrete, even if it had messed… — Tupac Shakur
Straight praying is never born of crooked conduct. — Edward McKendree Bounds
I did not know then how much was ended. When I look back now from this high hill of my old age, I can still… — Black Elk
He was so crooked, you could have used his spine for a safety-pin. — Dorothy L. Sayers
I should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick. and then… — George Carlin
He clasps the crag with crooked hands; Close to the sun in lonely lands, Ringed with the azure world, he stands. The wrinkled sea beneath… — Alfred the Great
Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won't get much out… — Lewis Blaine Hershey
He is deformed, crooked, old and sere, Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere; Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind; Stigmatical in making, worse in mind. — William Shakespeare
In point of morals, the average woman is, even for business, too crooked. — Stephen Leacock
The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all… — Santino Marella
The one great thing about football is that whatever happens it will manifest itself on the pitch. If it's right, you'll see it on the… — Johnny Giles
With a face like this, there aren't a lot of lawyers or priest roles coming my way. I've gotta face that was meant for a… — M. C. Gainey
King has big offices, houses, and he pays his fighters a lot of money. An, because he's black, the FBI figures he must be doing… — Mike Tyson
Love yourself and be awake- Today, tomorrow, always. First establish yourself in the way, Then teach others, And so defeat sorrow. To straighten the crooked… — Gautama Buddha
No public man can be just a little crooked. There is no such thing as a no-man's land between honesty and dishonesty. — Herbert Hoover

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