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- There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask… — Sam Snead
- If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants. — Albert Einstein
- Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on. — Joe E. Lewis
- Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. I am the first man to piss his pants on the… — Buzz Aldrin
- In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the… — Billy Crystal
- When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper. — Anne Bishop
- War is the greatest fun man can have with his pants on. — Martin Van Creveld
- I have made a mistake. They condemn me to death and I ask for a boy to coach me for it. A… — Hannah Kent
- Does anyone need yet another politician caught with his pants down and money sticking in his hole? — Lou Reed
- A person who publishes a book willfully appears before the populace with his pants down. If it is a good book nothing… — Edna St. Vincent Millay
- Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. — Hunter S. Thompson
- I love my dad, although I'm definitely critical of him sometimes, like when his pants are too tight. But I love him… — Liv Tyler