Best His Pants Quotes

44 His Pants quotes by 39 unique authors

You must be the brother. I hope so, I'm wearing his pants. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
His mind’s always on something else. He’d live in a ratty cardigan, and he’s always worrying holes in the pockets of his pants. He can… — Nora Roberts
He ignored me, thank God, saying to Kat, "Let go of Frosty's leash. You're choking the life out of him." Kat's eyes narrowed to tiny… — Gena Showalter
Dorina?" Louis Cesare's voice was loud in my ear. The one I had squeezed against the phone, which was squeezed against my sore shoulder, becuase… — Karen Chance
My Father taught me how to be a man – and not by instilling in me a sense of machismo or an agenda of dominance.… — Kevin Smith
Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants. — Patricia Briggs
No," Preston snapped. But he didn't protest long because, if I'm going to be honest-which is kind of the point of these reports-I was already… — Ally Carter
I met this homeless man who had never owned a shirt in his life. He had taken his pants and worn them as a shirt… — Julia Stiles
As for my brothers, Zeus said, we are thankful-he cleared his throat like the words were hard to get out-erm, thankful for the aid of… — Percy Jackson
Show me a man who won't eat clothesline, and I'll show you a man who can skip rope. Show me a man wtih both feet… — Ernie Kovacs
A guys heart isn't in his chest were its supposed to be, check in his pants, your might find it there. — Lily
A guys heart isn't in his chest were it should be, check in his pants, you might find it there. — Lily
A man in Arizona was arrested for stuffing snakes down his pants at a pet store. The good news is when he got to prison… — Jimmy Fallon
There was one dude in a jeans jacket who I swear to God shit in his pants when all of a sudden I was inches… — Tommy Lee
It's sad when a guy has more dick in his personality than in his pants — Unknown Author
I'm not supposed to be the one that's caught with his pants down. — Robert Towne
My HERO doesn't wear His underwear on top of His pants, nor wear a cape of a mask. HE wears a CROWN of THORNS and… — YANIE-MyPrecious
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. — Nikhil Saluja

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