All Bill Hicks Quotes
- I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you'll find in this world. Believe
- I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us...to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells... All
- England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States...23,000 deaths from handguns. But--there's no connection... Connection
- I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet. Believe
- I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest. Care
- I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for. Anyone
- I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being. Along
- I go to dance clubs...about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!' Apartment
- I love talking about Kennedy assassination...a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government...sorry, wrong meeting. Archetypal
- I saw...a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs. Belongs
- I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York...Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye you lizard… Background
- I was a weekend drinker...I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday...thought I was controlling it...but I don't drink any more. Any
- I was always 'awake'...Some part of me clamoring for NEW insights and NEW ways to make the world a better place. Always Awake
- I was just down in Dallas, Texas...the Assassination Museum...it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it. Accurate
- I was in Australia....Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den....think of the parties. Acre
- I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman...come in the guise of a comic...to heal perception by using...'jokes'... All
- I'd...bet enthusiasm for 'ethnic cleansing' will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties. Available
- I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps. Abortion
- I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego... Chance
- I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas. America
- I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth. Coffee
- I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious... All
- I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy. Bad
- I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death. All
- Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health nut. The plot thickens. Health