Best Bill Hicks Proverbs
- I'm not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would… Business
- You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands… Believe
- The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Beleive or… All
- It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom. Drug
- If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews. Atheism
- There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Death
- I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.' 'I think the puppet… America
- One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents are going to come to clean out my apartment and… Adding
- I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to… Absolutely
- Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control. Here,… All
- You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: Iraq: incredible… Armed
- Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts; that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm. .… Anything Without
- You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of dollars? Instead, if we use this money to feed and… All
- I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And you feel it. You know all that money we spend… All
- It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings… All
- I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve… Adam
- We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase about abortion, it might be a real issue, it might… Abortion
- Nazis are for the New Age concern. Age
- People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes… Ask
- You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "That's right." Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? "Uh huh."… Ask
- Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." Thank God I'm strapped in right now here man. I think God put you here… Anyone
- Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get home take a gun shoot yourself. No bullshit, I'm not… Advertising
- You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands… Believe
- This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle.… Aware
- I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now. Any
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