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Comedy Quotes by Chris Rock
- I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.
- Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men.
- There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
- Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
- I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
- Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other…
- Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
- A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
- A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.
- By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.
- Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.
- Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.
- If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.
- When I started out in comedy, it was common knowledge that it took about 10 years to get good. And that was okay because it…
- We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's…
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