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Men Quotes by Chris Rock
- No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.
- My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it, but my mother…
- In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you’re a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you’re…
- A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.
- My relationship with my daughter is gonna affect her relationship with men for the rest of her life... Sometimes I'm walking with my daughter. I'm…
- Men do not settle down. Men surrender.
- Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain’t gonna be at the perfect time. You’re married, they’re single. That’s right. You’re Jewish, they’re Palestinian.…
- See Relationships are hard, man. For order, for any relationship to work, both people have to be on the same page, both people have to…
- Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.
- Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when…
- Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men.
- When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.
- A man is only as faithful as his options.
- School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
- You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right.…
- You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense
- Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies.
- White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing.
- Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a…
- You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in…
- A man is basically as faithful as his options.
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