"Even if you meet the perfect person, it……" — Chris Rock
"Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain’t gonna be at the perfect time. You’re married, they’re single. That’s right. You’re Jewish, they’re Palestinian. You’re a Mexican, they’re a raccoon. You’re a black woman, he’s a black man."
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161 Quotes by Chris Rock
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I believe you have my property!
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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I can't even put gas in my plane!
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