"I can't even put gas in my plane!" — Chris Rock
"I can't even put gas in my plane!"
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161 Quotes by Chris Rock
Chris Rock has 161 quotes on this site.
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You don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
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When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better…
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The thing I try to get across to the writers - and I do a lot of writing, too -…
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a…
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Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of…
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Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
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No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got…
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I believe you have my property!
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get…
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The only acting you ever see at the Oscars is when people act like they’re not mad they lost. Nicole…
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Tomorrow, the busiest day of the week. I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put…
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If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on.
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Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of…
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I enjoy cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food I'm cooking.
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People have been kind enough to compare me to Celine Dion, Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston. I think it's amazing…
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God has cast our confessed sins into the depths of the sea, and He's even put a 'No Fishing' sign…
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The band cannot sign to another label or even put out its own material unless they are released from their…
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The thing about being an artist today is you get to develop right in front of people's eyes before you…
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Some stuff I don't even put out. I'll just be home, happy, creating something for myself, and then ball it…
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It's a really unfair world because life is, where I am; all day long we listen to American music. So…
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I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even put a stopper on death.
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