"Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If……" — Chris Rock
"Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of a ... window and slit his throat on the way down saying, 'I can't even put gas in my plane!'"
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161 Quotes by Chris Rock
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