"You don't pay taxes; they take them from……" — Chris Rock
"You don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack."
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161 Quotes by Chris Rock
Chris Rock has 161 quotes on this site.
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When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better…
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The thing I try to get across to the writers - and I do a lot of writing, too -…
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a…
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Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of…
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Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
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No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got…
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I believe you have my property!
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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I can't even put gas in my plane!
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My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get…
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The only acting you ever see at the Oscars is when people act like they’re not mad they lost. Nicole…
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You know, if you look back in the 1930s, the money went to infrastructure. The bridges, the municipal buildings, the…
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The people who truly know me know what I'm like. There have been people who try to say things that…
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Immigration is a gateway basically. It's a check-off point for Latino voters.
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I should be very willing to redress men wrongs, and rather check than punish crimes, had not Cervantes, in that…
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I love all people. I hate no one. And, you know, when you take a subject and you reduce it…
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For centuries the death penalty, often accompanied by barbarous refinements, has been trying to hold crime in check; yet crime…
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Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town.
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I go to Malawi twice a year. It's where two of my children were adopted from, and I have a…
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