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- When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going to the mall.'…
- I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in…
- You can't have anything valuable in your house. Niggers will break in and take it all! Everything white people don't like about black people, black…
- Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. And when I see the Tea Party and all this stuff, it actually feels…
- Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to read…
- Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.
- Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people were…
- Women can have all the evidence but they still want the confession.
- See Relationships are hard, man. For order, for any relationship to work, both people have to be on the same page, both people have to…
- Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.
- There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have to have it, because if we didn't some people would…
- Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you…
- Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other…
- I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love…
- You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right.…
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- Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from which changes of mind might naturally arise. — Hannah Arendt
- No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our history has… — Hannah Arendt
- The ultimate end of human acts is eudaimonia, happiness in the sense of living well, which all men desire; all acts are… — Hannah Arendt
- The new always happens against the overwhelming odds of statistical laws and their probability, which for all practical, everyday purposes amounts to… — Hannah Arendt
- Where all are guilty, no one is; confessions of collective guilt are the best possible safeguard against the discovery of culprits, and… — Hannah Arendt
- We have almost succeeded in leveling all human activities to the common denominator of securing the necessities of life and providing for… — Hannah Arendt
- I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or… — Pietro Aretino
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- The spirit of Ubuntu, that once led Haiti to emerge as the first independent black nation in 1804, helped Venezuela, Colombia and… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- A friend to all is a friend to none. — Aristotle