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White Quotes by Chris Rock
- Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.
- You can't have anything valuable in your house. Niggers will break in and take it all! Everything white people don't like about black people, black…
- In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you’re a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you’re…
- You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the…
- Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people were…
- So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress.…
- The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps…
- So, to say Obama is progress is saying that he’s the first black person that is qualified to be president. That’s not black progress. That’s…
- Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
- Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
- School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
- A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
- Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
- White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing.
- Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a…
- Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to ya, they give you the beneift o' the doubt... You…
- You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in…
More White Quotes
- I'm hoping someday that some kid, black or white, will hit more home runs than myself. Whoever it is, I'd be pulling… — Hank Aaron
- I am, and ever will be, a white socks, pocket protector, nerdy engineer. — Neil Armstrong
- I'm substantially concerned about the policy directions of the space agency. We have a situation in the U.S. where the White House… — Neil Armstrong
- Parodies of commercials are by no means new and have been popular going back to black-and-white TV shows of the '50s. — Dan Aykroyd
- It would be fun to have someone in the White House who has worked in the private sector... and someone who understands… — Michele Bachmann
- I believe if the white and colored people could get together and be let alone, they would understand each other and consequently… — Josephine Baker
- American foreign policy had still not recovered from its victory over communism when George W. Bush and Condoleezza Rice took over at… — Russell Baker
- It is fitting that yesteryear's swashbuckling newspaper reporter has turned into today's solemn young sobersides nursing a glass of watered white wine… — Russell Baker
- The power of the white world is threatened whenever a black man refuses to accept the white world's definitions. — James A. Baldwin
- Education is indoctrination if you're white - subjugation if you're black. — James A. Baldwin
- The only thing that white people have that black people need, or should want, is power-and no one holds power forever. — James A. Baldwin
- True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations: it is seen with white… — Honore de Balzac