"Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't……" — Chris Rock
"Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks."
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161 Quotes by Chris Rock
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You don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
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The thing I try to get across to the writers - and I do a lot of writing, too -…
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a…
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Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
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I believe you have my property!
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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