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White Quotes by Jay Leno
- This problem with illegal immigration is nothing new. In fact, the Indians had a special name for it. They called it "white people."
- According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House.
- It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually going through everybody's phone calls and records.
- These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. People in Kenya are now saying he's 100 percent American. That's how bad it's gotten.
- Big scandal on the new 'Survivor' series. The white, the black and the Hispanic teams were caught cheating off the Asian team.
- Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House’s Easter Egg Roll. It’s nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress.
- The White House says that the unemployment rate is good news because it means more people are looking for jobs. More good news like that,…
- It’s being reported that the economy lost 95,000 jobs in September. And that’s just people leaving the White House.
- The White House is now urging Americans not to 'read too much' into last week's jobs report. In fact, they said it would be best…
- With the presidential debates right around the corner, John Kerry is going to play Mitt Romney to help the President prepare for the debates. That's…
- The White House softball team played the pro-marijuana lobbyists' team and lost 25-3. Still no word yet on which side President Obama played for.
- A petition to have Justin Bieber deported got over 100,000 signatures, which means the White House now has to legally rule on it. So finally…
- President Obama had lunch with Republican leaders at the White House today and had to do without salt, pepper and butter. Not for dietary reasons.…
- Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.
- President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad movie.' Well sure, there's a Bush in the White House, the economy's…
- Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia University, which is ironic isn't it? The guy who did…
- Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are at the White House.
- When we started this show, my hair was black and the president was white. When we started the show, Jon and Kate were both eight.
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- You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black. — Charles Barkley
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- I believe if the white and colored people could get together and be let alone, they would understand each other and consequently… — Josephine Baker
- It is fitting that yesteryear's swashbuckling newspaper reporter has turned into today's solemn young sobersides nursing a glass of watered white wine… — Russell Baker
- The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant… — Dave Barry