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Said Quotes by Jay Leno
- When President Chirac gave [President] Bush a souvenir statue of the Eiffel Tower... Bush said 'This is great! A little oil rig!'
- Thousands of dead fish have now washed up on shore along the coast of South Carolina. Today the NRA said that this wouldn't have happened…
- The report on climate change said that humans are very likely making the planet warmer. To which Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, can't blame me for…
- President Bush said global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, and then his staff pulled him aside and said 'It's just springtime.'
- Al Gore is coming out with a movie about global warming called ' An Inconvenient Truth. ' It's described as a detailed scientific view of…
- The first lady said about her husband, 'I could take up a whole afternoon talking about his failures.' And today she was offered her own…
- CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded.
- In his speech last night, John Kerry said this was the beginning of the end of the Bush administration. I agree. Sure, it may take…
- General Colin Powell shocked a lot of people in Washington by speaking out against President Bush's policies, saying that the world is beginning to doubt…
- When Rick Perry was told about Kim Jong Il, he said, 'I never heard of him, but then again, I don't listen to that rap.'
- President Obama said he is going to use the Gulf disaster to push a new energy bill through Congress. How about using the Gulf disaster…
- Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".
- When Clinton said he was going to create 8 million new jobs, I didn't think they were all going to be tax collectors.
- A hiker who was lost in a blizzard said he stayed alive by digging a snow tunnel and burning dollar bills for warmth. Today he…
- Sarah Palin has admitted she tried marijuana several years ago, but she did not like it. She said it distorted her perceptions, impaired her thinking,…
- President Obama announced this week that he is going to start sending out his own messages personally on Twitter. And today Anthony Weiner said, “It’s…
- President Obama said he plans on training 10,000 new math and science teachers. How about teaching math to that economic team of his?
- The IRS said today anyone with a refund coming from their 2001 taxes will lose it if they don't pick it up by April 15th.…
- Yesterday President Obama said, 'We can't continue to treat tax money like monopoly money.' Oh really - how come all those guys on Wall Street…
- The White House is now urging Americans not to 'read too much' into last week's jobs report. In fact, they said it would be best…
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- Strong men greet war, tempest, hard times. They wish, as Pindar said, to tread the floors of hell, with necessities as hard… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
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- We want, in fact, not so much a father in heaven as a grandfather in heaven: a senile benevolence who, as they… — C.S. Lewis
- In general-like not just in fiction but in life-it doesn't work out well when someone imagines someone else as a manic pixie… — John Green
- When you dont talk enough with your the people you love, theres a lot of beautiful stuff that ends up not getting… — Melchor Lim